Amy's favorite jokes are the "interrupting cow" knock knock jokes. The original joke goes like this:
Amy: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Amy: Interrupting Cow.
Me: Interrup-
Amy: Moo!
And a typical Amy variation:
Amy: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Amy: Interrupting Car.
Me: Interrup-
Amy: Beep! Beep!
And now the self-referential masterpiece:
Amy: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Amy: Interrupting Daddy listening to this joke.
Me: Interrup-
Amy: Interrupting Daddy listening to this joke who!
The first time I heard about Rock Band, I thought it was just about the worst idea ever. Apparently my fun-prediction circuits are wired backwards.
The Band:
Michael - Guitar (open 24 hrs)
Liz - Drums
Amy - Vocals (I only want to sing girl songs Daddy)
Jonathan - Drums/unplugging cables/random button presses
Amy: Would you like some ice cream?
Me: Sure, I like ice cream.
Amy rummages around in a toy bin and comes up with a plastic trash can.
Amy: We only have trash ice cream.
Me: Yuck! No thanks. I don't want any trash ice cream.
Amy: But it tastes like fish!
- babbles
- climbs chairs, tables
- throws toys, other objects > 5ft.
- dials telephones
- carries toy stroller over obstacles instead of ramming them
- reads anything truck related
- remembers where we keep anything that tastes good
- moves furniture to achieve objectives
Apparently I've been taking about 19 pictures per day since January 12, 2006. The counter on the camera just rolled over.
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